ML380458141
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Date
Location
- Age and sex
- Adult, Unknown sex - 1
Observation details
Found about 20 minutes earlier by Keith S. Seen in the waning light with intense hunger pangs from leaving my hot dinner I had just finished creating from scratch and slaved over and was just ready to have the first spoonful about to touch my lips only to be incredulously jarred into shock and a fight or flight response by Keith's WhatsApp "I-have-a-Bean-Goose-on-Jackson-Ranch- Road" (at 6:21 pm message), having no choice but to chase the bird and forgo my masterful creation as I give a chefs kiss and then shake my fist at sky while cursing Slauson at the highest volume, causing my poor wife to retreat to a quiet room and put noise-cancelling headphones on until I depart. Photos to be uploaded and goddamn you Slauson (shaking both fists until joints pop out of socket). Slauson then returned home and broke the news to his first born son, Leo: "sorry, son, but daddy just found a better bird than your Brown-crested Flycatcher so, no, you will not be winning Bird Of The Year this time even though I promised you that. Try harder next time."
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Technical information
- Camera
- Microphone
- Accessories
- Original file size
- 90.48 MB